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I found a funny satire Substack. His lastest is a conversation between a Secretary of State and his Election Fraud Team:

covidsteria.substack.com/p/ins

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I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above,
Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love;
The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test,
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;
The love that never falters, the love that pays the price,
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice.

And there's another country, I've heard of long ago,
Most dear to them that love her, most great to them that know;
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,
And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.

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remember when people used to say "well if Alex Jones is really right, how come they haven't shut him down?"

and if you're so sure Griner's a dude you might need to meet more girls

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if you're gloating about some poor basketball player being locked up for a decade because they had some weed maybe your priorities are a little out of whack

Lord, I ain't seen my baby since a-nigh on a week
Gotta get drunk, man, so I can't even speak
Gonna get high, man, listen to me
One drink ain't enough, Jack, you better make it three
Gonna get drunk, I'm gonna make it real clear
I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

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@dave @skells I have no idea how the law works, but "it's a lot of money" shouldn't be an argument for stepping on someone's rights. Either Musk has the right to privacy or he doesn't (in this case).
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And I promise to prove to you just how fucking ass-licking the cowardly public is. But thanks to time-delinted searches, we can prove that at one time, all the "smart" people knew their were bots on twitter (Muh Russia!!!!), and now that evil Elon has accused them of it, all the stories will be magically about how there are not bots. And all the "smart" people will say there are no bots on twitter. Magical moronism.
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I promise you there are meeting notes, texts and emails on how fucking shitty their sampling methods are.
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