skells @skells@qoto.org

BREAKING: Swiss police warn consumers to be on the watch for "absinthe forgery".

it is fridey my dudes

From Birdsite: @bennd77 on Dec 14, 2021

Just paid 4% over normal price at a local restaurant because I used a credit card.

I took the opportunity to ask them if they would consider taking #Bitcoin via something like
@CashApp or @OshiApp. There was no laughing, only raw, genuine interest.

It’s about time.

Your democracy dies behind your paywall.

Give me a Lightning Network QR code for this article and I would have read it.

I’m not subscribing to your piece of shit rag.

It’s not much, but it’s honest work

When you were partying, I studied the bird. When you were ordering doordash, I mastered gravy. While you wasted your days eating out, I made stuffing. And now that it’s Thanksgiving and the relatives are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
- Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

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you better watch out,
you better watch out,
you BETTER watch out,
you better WATCH out,
you BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

I’m sure I sounded crazy walking through the Houston airport last night… Still too many maskholes out there…