Today’s sprichst du Deutsch tally is now at two

@kaoudis You will be nagged into learning German just so you can tell people: Yes, but I choose not to. 😂

@Kensan @kaoudis i looked up how to pronounce "je ne parles français" (i'm positive the verb is conjugated incorrectly) and i've said it once successfully and twice unsuccessfully

@hipsterelectron @Kensan you need more “no” in that “no” - French uses ne…pas sort of like parentheses!

@kaoudis @hipsterelectron Ah French, the LISP of European Languages.

@Kensan @kaoudis don't tempt me!!!

@hipsterelectron @kaoudis Je vous en prie.

@Kensan @hipsterelectron @kaoudis then German is forth. Because of stacks?

@jnfrd @Kensan @kaoudis dutch has cross-serial productions apparently which could make it c/++

@hipsterelectron @jnfrd @Kensan Dutch has to be C, English is C++

@kaoudis @hipsterelectron @jnfrd Well, this escalated quickly 😅

Not sure what the Swiss PL would be... a mix of German, French, Italian and Rumantsch. We need to figure out what those languages are first. I have a feeling it is going to be a Wirth language ;)

@Kensan @kaoudis @hipsterelectron @jnfrd Scala is a strong contender - multi-paradigm to the point of mutual unintelligibility...

@spoltier @Kensan @kaoudis @hipsterelectron maybe Finish has enough cases for Scala.

@jnfrd @spoltier @kaoudis @hipsterelectron What about Perl? It becomes unintelligible when you put enough of it in one place…

@Kensan @jnfrd @spoltier @kaoudis could possibly choose a language often used for medieval writing like brahmic scripts to be "write-only" lol