Do NOT take the survey at s-b6e704-i.sgizmo.com/s3 unless you’re a University of Florida student who approves of the FL Board of Governors policies.

Quote: “the organization that confers the awards, the Dwight D. Opperman Foundation”. WTH is that foundation? 🤷‍♂️ NYT makes it hard to know.

It worked.

Google Search can be baaaaaad. Do they even try anymore? 🤷‍♂️

“Top Democrats’ Bullishness on Biden 2024 Collides With Voters’ Worries
Party leaders have rallied behind the president’s re-election bid, but as one top Democratic strategist put it, “The voters don’t want this, and that’s in poll after poll after poll.”

Omigod, NYT. Where’s the story about how a delusional, fascistic, dissembling crook and rapist is the probable GOP nominee?

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Please, NYTPitchBot. Leave E**n’s shithole and come to the bright side. We need you here.

NYT running an entire article on t***p’s possible mental state? C’mon, man.

“Inside Trump’s Decision to Skip the G.O.P. Debate

Fox News leaned on the former president privately and publicly to join the debate. But all the while he was proceeding with a plan for his own counterprogramming.”

1. T***p says stupid thing
2. New York Times tells us all about it
3. Repeat

SHTOOOP! Nobody gives a shit. This is not *news*.

“Trump Cheers the Defeat of Rapinoe and the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team”

This is real New York Times content, not the Pit chBot. I haven’t seen his take on it, so I’ll take a shot:

‘Trump tells his team “I am me as you are he and we are all together”. But, as the only defendant, is Trump the man with egg on his face?’

STOP TRYING TO MAKE “BIDEN FAMILY DRAMA” HAPPEN

IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

From the NYT:
“Biden is asking voters to keep him in the White House until age 86, renewing attention to an issue that polls show troubles most Americans and is the source of enormous anxiety among Democratic Party leaders.”

Exqueeze me? Hyperbole much? Did you know T***p just turned 77?

NYT Pitchbot, we need you here 😞

No, Peter, it is T***p who is on trial.

Come to the Good Side, NYT Pitchbot! We need you here!

“either”? BOTH are likely to happen.

This is the usual crap from the NYT’s Peter Baker.

Sorry, but the Times app wouldn’t let me copy the text.

From today’s New York Times (Peter Baker): “Indictment Brings Trump Story Full Circle
The former president assailed Hillary Clinton for her handling of sensitive information. Now, the same issue threatens his chances of reclaiming the presidency.”

The Gray Lady is desperate to both-sides T***p’s federal felony indictments.

Please come to Mastodon, NYT PitchBot! I miss your gems on T*****r.

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