So apparently Allison Parker, the famous porn star, just friend requested me on facebook and messaged me. She thinks I'm cute and wants to date. Score! Its a little odd I suppose she is using a totally different name and has a blank facebook profile... but I lerned a long time ago not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I'm in!

@strawberryfieldsforever It was love at first sight, like a dream come true. Though she is currently visiting nigeria and needs me to send her 10,000$ for a plane trip to see me... She wants to hang out!!!!

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she's famous for posting her pictures on Instagram! 🤔
side gig, maybe!

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