be gorl
wake up
shit have to stand in room where water falls on me
get hair wet
shit now my hair is wet
wrap in towel with complex folding technique
shit have to find clothes
wardrobe exists
ok this works
what about shoes though
have 500 pairs of shoes
existential crisis
now i have to doodle on my face
bob ross my face
remove towel
'morning

be male
wake up
wear clothes from floor
'morning.