Good morning! It's April Fool's Day, so as is my tradition I'm going to spend the day telling terrible jokes. Here's a classic to set expectations:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
You'd think it would be safe for a peanut to walk in the park, wouldn't you? But I just heard about one who was a salted!
I asked my contractor how much it was going to cost to install my new roof. He told me it was on the house.
When you think about it, it's obvious why birds fly south for the winter.
It's way too far for their little legs to walk.
