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Here, I made you a Slack emoji for when you're talking about GenAI

if the secure enclave is so secure why don't they make the entire hardware out of the secure enclave material

Having a BBQ? Wrap chicken bones in a charred doll's outfit and hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow tell the kids a fairy must have fallen in.

Pastor: how may I help you today?
Me: I’m all out of faith
Pastor: I see
Me: this is how I feel
Pastor: well—
Me: I’m cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor
Pastor: get out

Maybe I'm being uncharitable, but I feel like elephants just don't have that much to remember

I really enjoy using my home office shredder. Makes me feel like I'm an Enron executive

@glizzyborden@mstdn.social No. The server thing is too inconvenient. The lack of algorithm makes it not engaging. The lack of ads mean hosting is dependent on charity. Maybe something else like Nostr or BlueSky will succeed, but for now Twitter is king

“Trust, but verify” he said unironically yet oxymoronically.

@trinsec A Canadian coffe chain. Supposedly the most Canadian thing in existence after maple syrup. So a bit surprised to see it in a Spanish airport

I really wish I was more of a stress forget-to-eater.

He considers that no man is an island, as he stretches his leafy trees, erupts his volcano, drifts sediment down his rivers

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't work probably I installed the wrong dependencies again

April 25th - The perfect date (although in the UK its bloomin' cold) #April25

Time wounds all heels.

It doesn’t pay to buy cheap shoes.

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