Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

I don't know if you're half empty or half full of shit.

Fundamentalists say, “only god can judge me, but I can judge you!”

why is it legal to boil chicken

little kid was telling me he hates dreaming because "real life is hard enough thanks why should we have to deal with some weird creepy otherworld in our sleep" & then he suddenly, sharply, looked at me and whispered "wait, aren't you one of my nighttime people?" and now I can't get warm

I'm not changing any of my plans until I hear what the toad wants

Okay, fine. SOME diggity.

Go through life as if you are living in a perpetual nightmare. Scream your way around the clock.

Hello children, I'll be your substitute kindergarten teacher today. Your regular teacher said you like Alice In Wonderland, so I've brought you a little video treat: a documentary about how prolonged mercury exposure destroyed the minds of workers in the Victorian hat industry.

Imagine how useless it would be to have a guide cat. They'd guide you to their food bowl then back to bed.

Bet the teacher wishes she'd stood up during the milking demo
#OldMemesNeverDie

MY VACCINE ARM IS GROWING A SECOND ARM AND THE PHARMACY THAT MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN THE CUL DE SAC HAS DISSOLVED INTO A HAUNTING MAGENTA FOG PLUS THEY WON'T STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT MY PRESCRIPTION BEING READY.

idk this just seems like a work of public art that isn’t going to age especially well

Referenced link: https://www.economist.com/1843/2023/05/18/why-have-pregnant-russians-flocked-to-argentina-since-the-invasion-of-ukraine
Discuss on https://discu.eu/q/https://www.economist.com/1843/2023/05/18/why-have-pregnant-russians-flocked-to-argentina-since-the-invasion-of-ukraine

Originally posted by The Economist / @TheEconomist: http://nitter.platypush.tech/TheEconomist/status/1661002041248866311#m

“Why did we decide to come here?” “Messi!”

@analankes meets a Russian family starting a new life in Argentina. But why did they come? https://www.economist.com/1843/2023/05/18/why-have-pregnant-russians-flocked-to-argentina-since-the-invasion-of-ukraine

remember when they brought out curved tv screens and lighthouse keepers were like hell yeah finally i can mount my telly to the wall

Good of Krugman to point out that economic statistics interpret a long expensive commute as a higher standard of living.
What he misses here is that in the drive-to-your-1-family-house suburbs where empty rooms make work-from-home so attractive to workers, it seems not to reduce the amount of driving. Errands displace commutes. [Gift link]
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/22/opinion/work-from-home-commuting-gdp.html?unlocked_article_code=Eq3nKu9uSy9z88J-KxJnE_-hfBHByviE1Y5wG2qd3it5P2AG3xvAsjjO5uvonHl9oN1oTHLYrvXYf2cif7TuOQcrooEygezHaG2i2yR7LZoTQURFPSMsi3nPTRI6s6TzPGeukfkYpRE3HFlMtTRVMlBueCvJYpWzhXPpeBe5TIVRfA8RflcU22C_RZqL-kQb7aMj3lTa8N7yNN8Yn3cMHzHdcOMFRBMdZFjHtV32aDWKd1rIRpgKnT9Fj6LKuNMOoJgPKVDgtDqQkAcDdM28rU1jnDbfXG-EH37qAEjHJTVZXPo68Z_tIzHCNvllKykKhcEylVVr0WwL1_reYMwGXOpOzRo4nQ&smid=url-share

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I don't live in a echo chamber. My place is full of soft blankets, rugs, plants. The acoustics are fantastic

I don't know what I stepped in, but it tastes terrible.

#Hammerhead