torq @torq@qoto.org

@anornymorse
Soon as my anus stops bleeding. : )>

Those of you who say ex-spear-amint are really annoying to those of us who say ex-pare-iment.

"Arresting me is the next step in the conspiracy to silence me!"
*commits heinous crimes*
*tips cops to whereabouts*
*gets arrested*
"SEE?!?(?!?"

What a knob.

Who had "IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI?" on their SDE douchebag comeback bingo card?
Anyone?
Anyone?

"You have really weird taste in music."

Hey, thanks!

"Uh, heh, I didn't mean it as a compliment."

I know; that's why I took it as one.

"..."

How amazing is it that one of the greatest wits of our age is a neurodivergent, teenaged, Swedish girl?

@atheistic_1@mastodon.social

Great word! I try to use it as often as I can.

Why is the difference between "terrible" and "terrific" not the same as the difference between "horrible" and "horrific"?

@godpod

I'd like to think it would consist of getting together to research the etymology of the word "holiday".
: |>

Start calling hamburgers "ground beef sandwiches" and see how people react.

Praise him.

"The examined life ain't no fuckin' picnic, either, pal."
- Me, just now, thinking of Socrates.

@Ask_aubry

"I will study the issue further."

Oh, I bet you won't!

@Pat

See, you say that...

@Ambigramart

Wow! It's been decades since I saw this. Thank you so much for tooting.
: )>

Happy Solstice, everyone! It only gets brighter from here. : )>

@trinsec

Thank you, I'll certainly do my best.

Well, I've just tested positive for Covid. Symptoms are mild because I'm all boostered up. I can even hazard a fair guess as to where I contracted it. I let precautions slip at the Headstones concert. Only myself to blame.

This isn't over, folks. Please, stop acting like it is.

6 people in Vaughan, Ontario were murdered by pseudoscience and paranoid conspiracy theory. Let's call it what it was.

Things aren't getting better. We need to address this.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64033714

Dunno if this is real but I love it.