The scroll wheel on my mouse doesn't work well when I scroll down.

It's a bit like walking on a moving platform which is intermittently turned on, so every few steps you find yourself frozen on the spot.

You know, it's a bit like that.

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@lydiaconwell I think it's best to explain to your mouse that it is, in fact, a mouse and not a moving platform.

@trinsec Yeah but it's a bit like driving a car that suddenly stalls every few metres but then goes back broom broom.

It's a bit like that.

@lydiaconwell I think it's best to also explain to your mouse that it is, in fact, a mouse and not a car that stalls and broom brooms.

@trinsec You know, it's a bit like watching TV with a poor reception and every now and then the screen just freezes before resuming as normal.

It's a bit like that.

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@lydiaconwell I think it's best to also also explain to your mouse that it is, in fact, a mouse and not a TV with poor reception having its screen freezing and resuming.

@lydiaconwell Aw, we weren't going to add it up like a Dr. Seuss story?

@trinsec Well, I was thinking it was a bit like a very normal football match where the players keep diving to the floor, pretending to be hurt, and slowing the entire game down to one tedious mess of tediousness.

@lydiaconwell Oh, that was a football match... TIL. I was already wondering why there was no water in this diving competition.

@lydiaconwell @trinsec a bit like an old chest of drawers where the draw moves a few inches then gets stuck and you have to straighten it up before you can open it up more.

A bit like that?
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