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"Because I broke the piggle bank, Bert" Ernie replied, displaying a broken corpse of a piggy bank.
"So what?"

Ernie precariously prances in with a flower vase full of milk, "I put the milk in the flower vase."
"Oh no, Ernie. What did you do to the pretty flower?" Bert is awfully worried.

"... are in the soap dish."
3 eggs balance atop each other on a soap dish.
"Clever," Mama kangaroo says under her breath.
"Ernie, I'm trying to be calm but..."