“That’s the solution. You have a child or two, and then send them off to be raised in #Japan until they’re eighteen or so, and have learned proper #manners. When they return and you tell them how absolutely awesome and special they are, they’ll look at you and blink, not understanding, and thus not believing, a word of it.”

https://www.thefp.com/p/david-sedaris-punching-down

#parenting