@ct_bergstrom Pearl knew it was time. “Pinker, you’re on our side. Sign on to the paper”.
Pinker silently worried his Jeffrey Epstein pendant as he gazed into space. He shook his head and a spray of silver curls and hair product drifted into the sunbeam entering the window of his Cape Code beach house window and down into the pair of alligator skin boots next to the commemorative “Time 100 Most Influential people” plaque on his desk.
“Confound it, Judea, I just can’t do it. It collides with my other responsibilities and my reputation. It can’t be seen as my cause now.” A collective groan filled the room.
@ct_bergstrom Inspired by the master!
@twitskeptic that’s beautiful, Joe