I know this was a couple of hours ago, but it is as official as it's gonna be: Mike Johnson, otherwise known as Standard Prank Telephone Call Number 4, is the GOP's latest nominee for speaker.
@moira I honestly still have no idea what you're talking about.
@volkris Like it's number for behind "Mike Hunt" and "Hugh Jass" and "I.P. Freely"
It's probably further down the list than that but fourth nominee, fourth prank call name