Shock news:
The couch fucking story is real. It was in the first edition of his book. Then the couch fucking was removed from follow-on print editions.
OMG. I read it. Unbelievable. James Donald Bowman aka Jimmy Hamel aka JD wrote about fucking his couch.
Here's the full page. Page 180.
Republican psychos.
@skykiss
🥥 Eye'm perfectly willing to believe the worst about JD Vance, but this page of text leaves me skeptical.
Even if Vance were as bad a writer as this page suggests, an editor surely would have noticed the very poor flow of ideas that make this paragraph very difficult to follow.
Now that we've all had a good laugh.
Eye'm willing to wait for the next REAL scandalous revelation about JD. 🥥
#JDVsnce, #USPolitics, #CouchSex, #Election2024, #FunWithFurniture, #TuckersBalls
@jstatepost The real scandal with JD Vance is that he’s not particularly interested in Republican ideas, but the party is too out to lunch to notice.
He’s an anti-trumper, and I’m going to be really interested to see how this plays out.
