First, I enjoyed the joke. Second, it should be noted that the Java-brand of OOP is not representative of true OOP (eg https://data-flair.training/blogs/is-java-an-object-oriented-language/). Reminds me, I still need to learn CLOS!
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RT @yosracodes
why do people hate java?

because it treats everyone like an object
https://twitter.com/yosracodes/status/1435770729358929920