Just saw Jerry Seinfeld tell the best. Jewish. Joke. EVER.
"Two Gentiles are walking toward each other, and they stop to chat. One says 'So how is business going?' 'Great!' says the other."
I will have concretions of my lunch coming out of my nose for the next month.
@JonKramer Eh, you'll have to explain this one to me. I didn't get the joke?
@trinsec , This joke is so Jewish that only Jews will ever understand it. Which is how Seinfeld set up the joke.... He told it to a pair of other people, the Jew snorted, the Gentile looked totally perplexed. It was GOLD! Gold Jerry, GOLD!
But, in general, no Jew would answer "great!" They would complain. Even if they had a million dollar day.
@JonKramer ... Heh.