NOS 🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U @admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org

I don't have a good idea for a toot. Should i just wing it and say something like monkeyscrambles?

Helping others is such a strange concept. You can't do that without helping yourself, at least not effectivly.

I'm farting as much as i can, but nobody likes the smell.

Did anyone else experience this bug?

Orb of umask

"i've been to hell" is such a weak flex. We're all been there, right?

Brainstorm: "Depressed and lonely, listen to what shiva says"
Me: *moves shivas mouth* "Play the game you want to play"

See how easy that was? How do people have problems with deism, just make the puppet say what you want!

If you're walking against the wind you yourself made, you're sniffing your own farts.

"Die Partei" gibts ja nun nicht mehr, wer ist denn nun die Vorhaut der Arbeiterklasse?

If you're in the US: You can travel here easily, since the EU (where i am) is deep in the US's butt, but i don't have a free room. If you are willing to squat i can be your butthole, though. Just pass through, plenty of unconstitutionally empty space here.

Battlegrounds are not special places, they are ordinary places interrupted by battles.
Will we accept the interruption or carry on ignoring it until we are no more?

I don't have a strong preference here for myself, but i must say i would be pretty pissed about people i like being disintegrated.

I just had a thought, where @LRRRonEarth actually eats a person and we all just look and think "yeah, good for them".

I feel an urge to be irritating. Probably because people i have no leverage against are being stupid.

In general, i see no use in saving the world anymore. But the details... my gf would suffer if the world goes to shit, my parents too, nice people.

How do you slap someone when you are doing home office?

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Ok, i think i understand "back to office" now. Slap, slap, slap.

If someone suggests using "ai", ofc we all want to break that persons skull. But what are your strategies to deal with that kind of sabotage in real life?

I only have disdain and preparing myself for the endeavor to fail, but that seems a little passive.

Time to take some days off fedi and reduce the distractions. Maybe i'll get something done in the mean time!