NOS 🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U @admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org

Time to take some days off fedi and reduce the distractions. Maybe i'll get something done in the mean time!

Damn. I'm in the mood to watch Heavy Metal, but i'm too impatient to enjoy it.

Is this the "aging in reverse" the prophets of the modern age... oh wait, heavy metal. Ok good.

"Hungry for apples?", my fascitalism phone asks.
No thank you, i will instead listen to some human music.

In the office of time consumed:

Sorry for disturbing you, sir, i know you asked not to be disturbed, but there is an important matter.
I was trying to conform, but then i saw we were asked to be vigilant about this, uh, nation. It says here, and i quote, "in-sub-ordi-nation". Since we are asked not to cooperate with it, i wanted to make sure, you know, to do the right thing. So when i ..... uuuhm .... encounter people, as one does, very often, how do i know someone is not affiliated with the in-sub-ordi-nation? *drools*

At work, i said i would like to clean up and organize the documentation. Someone said "I'd love to run the documentation through an AI!"

To me, that felt like:
Me: I'm thinking about getting a puppy.
Them: *puts meat grinder on the table* I got you covered!

I see many shitposts about buttholes, but none are concerned with how "ai" logos look like buttholes. Is the world healing?

"fr fr" means "french fry"

british people say "ch"

When you look at all the holodeck star trek episodes, for example on voyager, it becomes clear that these people adapt well to unusual environments and roles.

It's almost as if they were actors!

(eng tuesday = ger dienstag)

My german alarm clock: beep beep beep DIE
Me: ...not now. Coffe first, then work.

Does anyone know a still functional online banking software that supports SECCOS cards?

Hibiscus doesn't even find my card reader :-/

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/salesforce-told-ice-help-speed-hiring-officers-21105202.php

Ok, one more to refuse to use.