[Narrator: He was not, in fact, right.]

… terminated by signal SIGSEGV

Github actions yeah but what about Github consequences

> single-header library
> looks inside
> 3.5 MB code dump
:blobcatboo:

With OOP you're always just one step away from *oops*

I wish people stopped using AI generated images in their articles and presentations. I get the temptation to break up the text, but it’s pointless to break up the text with images that don’t tell a relevant story - so regardless of what you think of genai it just adds no value at best.

If you want the text to be easier to digest and don’t have and can’t produce any sketches or screenshots, maybe add cat photos instead?

I get that "imperial" sounds majestic.
But how it is even possible to do science using subjective units "like ass-warm per square pint"?
Besides sociology ofc

tired: C with classes
wired: C with structs

(yes it's just C)

x86_64 is a fantasy console too

if you're brave enough

-- I fixed the normals, I swear! No, this time for real. Yes, I've tested it from multiple directions.

New thing from the Zstd (and LZ4/xxhash) crowd: OpenZL. A dozen or so building blocks (shufflers, transposers, filters, compressors) that can be chained together. Can automatically build "best" config based on sample data; same decompressor can decompress any config. Nice! openzl.org/ (and whitepaper: arxiv.org/abs/2510.03203) #compression #openzl

@aras C++ proudly holds the crown of fastest-to-crash-language indeed.

@glyph I can cite precisely one NIST standard from memory, and this is it: “According to NIST SP 800-63b, section 5.1.1.2, we shouldn’t rotate passwords unless we expect they’ve been compromised.”

I busted that out on a call once and it stopped an entire argument. My CTO was also on the call and I saw him looking over at me, mouth agape.

Expired: Ancestral simulations.
Transpired: Stakeholder simulations.

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