> we have a lie detector that actually works
well shit that would simplify things massively
well shit that would simplify things massively
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me: Dark matter is a WIMP
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: Dark matter is a MACHO
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: ::nevously:: Dark matter exists
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: ::even more nervously:: The universe exists
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: ::scared to death:: We live in a computer generated simulation
Detector: ::DING DING!:: truth
@icedquinn ITs sooo frustrating because we have enough evidence to know its a real thing, we even can be pretty certain it is a WIMP at this point... but still no direct evidence of any kind.
programmers: we're going to put this as an oracle function because its out of scope, here's the rest of the system
physicists: we're going to put this as dark matter because our math is broken if we don't. don't ask me questions about it.