me: Dark matter is a WIMP
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: Dark matter is a MACHO
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: ::nevously:: Dark matter exists
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: ::even more nervously:: The universe exists
Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie
me: ::scared to death:: We live in a computer generated simulation
Detector: ::DING DING!:: truth
@icedquinn ITs sooo frustrating because we have enough evidence to know its a real thing, we even can be pretty certain it is a WIMP at this point... but still no direct evidence of any kind.