A bidet is like having a thousand dancing angels lick your butthole clean. I highly recommend.

@freemo To eat such that it just comes out in one piece, slippery without any trace - can highly recommend :P

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Since i started eating fruit and veggies as the majority of my meal that is no longer an option

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