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A bidet is like having a thousand dancing angels lick your butthole clean. I highly recommend.

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@freemo My parents have one. I wish I had one too. :/

@freemo @trinsec First thing I bought when my wife and I bought our house. I've never not used it since. 100000% worth the investment; my only regret is not getting one with a hot air blow-dry feature.

@freemo To eat such that it just comes out in one piece, slippery without any trace - can highly recommend :P

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Since i started eating fruit and veggies as the majority of my meal that is no longer an option

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