"Ahh yes, she is a Domestic Waxbeard, I found her in a pub in Brighton England. Poor girl was only fed craft beer and forced to dress up like a lumberjack her whole life. How can people be so cruel! They named him Phineas."
My friend was strying to come up with a new name for her religious order's temple.. She was throwing names by me, most of the form "The temple of the Red Divine".... my suggestion was "The Temple of the 700nm Electromagnetic Radiation"