Employees at the company that makes some egg dying kits:
#1: Where should we source the dye?
#2: Maybe we can get surplus dye from those dye packs they use in banks to permanently stain theives?
#1: Won't that stain our customers' hands and clothes?
#2: And the eggs!
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