Well, on the bright side, at least he does leave.

@mapto @fuck_cars
#Job description for most "Managers"

“He comes in, shits all over us, and then leaves.”

-former Tesla Manager

We called them Seagulls.

They fly in. They squawk, flap, and waddle around. Then, they crap on everything and fly off.

Forgot a part: “struts around like he’s the best”

What a brave man! Let’s give him 52 billion dollars then.

Well the next stage of birds in the manufacturing environment is to die in an inconvenient spot then get a plant wide meeting about keeping the doors closed.