As a scientist I have an innate desire to want to use metric measurements. But as an someone born in America I also have a desire to use obscure measurements no other sane person in the civilized world would ever consider using.

As such I have decided that from now on I will use femtoparsecs and attoparsecs for all measurements of length.

I am 57.6 attoparsecs tall

My jeep gets 344 femtoparsecs to the liter

@freemo
It seems Muricans are mutating

@mur2501 @freemo I prefer to stick with the one true measurement system: Planck units.

I am 1.1013×1035 Planck lengths tall.

@loke @freemo
I am a philosopher in science so no measurements exists for me as everything is just relative and changes on our perspective.
There is no absolute truth to the world.
I kill 10 people, or kill 10^6 people, doesn't makes any difference