>>We think you're a perfect fit!
<<Fills out assessment
>>Sorry, you're not a good fit
<<Depression
>>We think you're a perfect fit!
<<Fills out assessment
>>Sorry, your code doesn't work on our end
<<Depression
>>We think you're a perfect fit!
<<Calls recruiter, confirms experience
>>Sorry, your Academic Credentials aren't high enough for this position
<<Depression
I'm starting to get desperate here- and I'd rather not resort again to "a devil's bargain" as I've been trying to stay clean.
@lucifargundam gotta love the bailouts, another version:
<< passes a test
>> you did best on our test!
<< goes through 2 interviews
>> ok, great, we have a lot of work for you, keep you busy for a while, full-time and all, when will you be available?
<< communicates the potential switch with current employer and specifies a timeline
>> half you proposed rate!
<< comes up with the most polite way to flip them off
