Showing up to a gut health workshop in silicon valley with MS Excel in one hand wearing a hazmat suit. "Ooooohhh!" I say, "I thought you said mIcrobiotics and mAcro processors". But I really didn't, I came this way because I'm terribly lonely and have forgotten how to make friends
@nomi
Oh, I thought you were a hipster trying to set a trend...
@lucifargundam no one has ever accused me of setting a trend *tearing up* that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Yes, I'd love to be your friend. I've got my clown dolls back home, if you're free for a tea party
