Coffee: because water tastes like shit.
@nullifidian Tea: Because coffee tastes worse than water. ;)
@trinsec I’m a Brit. I can do both. 🥸
@nullifidian Nice. :) Also, what's that last character supposed to be? It's a crossed out square to me, so that emoji isn't supported here.
@trinsec Both of my eyes are broken.
@nullifidian Not a monocle? 🧐