🍕 When you pay for extra onions but still get the standard amount.
@sergeant Meh, that one Italian pizzeria close to my place does this. 'We'd like more salmon and less salt please.' 'ok'. Delivery brings pizza. Result? VERY salty and almost no fish. O.o Not very healthy. Never going to order there again.
@trinsec They're all scam artists.
@sergeant Nah, there are good pizzerias. We know a few delicious ones.
@sergeant I bet that pesky delivery boy ate all the extra onions!