Ruben @sergeant@qoto.org
Male, 55 yrs old guy (married) from Amsterdam, Europe. CEO of the coffee machine. No education, no purpose, no money, no self esteem. Just breathing through live, lifting weights and drinking coffee, eventually ending up in the oven. All bias towards me is completely justified and I don't care.
Interests: #SciFi #Bodybuiling #Fitness #Fantasy
Joined Feb 2023
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Het stimuleren van het gebruik van yewtu.be inplaats van de gewone jij-buis lijkt nog steeds niet te lukken. Maar het is toch zo makkelijk:
1. Neem een jij-buis-link
2. Vervang youtu.be (of youtube.com) door yewtu.be
3. Laat de rest hetzelfde
4. Geen google-trackers en geen reclame meer!
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I hesitated posting this photo of my flowering cactus because I’m not sure y’all are mature enough to handle it.
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Kink talk
Let’s play a cum denial game. It’s been a while.
For every boost to this toot, I have to increase my bench, row, squat, or deadlift by one pound before I can cum. Only counts if I get 8 reps since that’s my usual rep goal.
For every favorite, I have to edge a minute daily until I’ve met the challenge.
#cumDenial #cumControl #orgasmDenial #orgasmControl #edging #edgingChallenge
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"Maar dat zelfs mijn 9-jarige dochter op zaterdagavond niks van haar gading kan vinden, is veelzeggend. Zingende koren? ‘Iew saai.’ (Precies, alsof je per ongeluk het dorpshuis binnen bent gelopen tijdens een open podium.) Gezellig ballonnen knopen met Leonie? ‘Ik ben toch geen kleuter?’ (Spijker op de kop.) Jachtseizoen dan? ‘Dat hoort op YouTube’. (Kijk SBS, nu hoor je het zelfs van de doelgroep.)"
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Did you know that you can make spammers give up on contacting you?
Once you block a sender from your Proton inbox (https://proton.me/support/email-stalkers), you can use your connected @simplelogin account to convince them that your email doesn’t even exist:
https://fosstodon.org/@simplelogin/110311191338299461
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⚪ Mehr... Lieblingsfotos?
🟤 More... Favorite photos?🌊
📷 and Art by Artist: #HuangYongPing in Loc.: near #SaintBrevin France 🇫🇷 - Title: "Le Serpent d'Océan" (The Ocean Serpent / Die Schlange des Ozeans") - #Streetart #Art #Snake #Mastoart #Installation #Sculpture #Photography #Fotografie ➡️ #APhotoLove
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It's a national holiday over here, so off course the gym is crowded.
Have to make do.
Quads & Abs.
Squats:
1. 20kg x 20 reps
2. 50kg x 10 reps
3. 80kg x 10 reps
4. 110kg x 8 reps
5. 130kg x 6 reps
Hack Squats:
1. MW x 20 reps
2. MW+40kg x 10 reps
3. MW+80kg x 8 reps
4. MW+100kg x 7 reps
Panatta Leg Press:
1. 50kg x 15 reps
2. 100kg x 15 reps
3. 150kg x 15 reps
4. 200kg x 10 reps
5. 250kg x 8 reps
Smith Machine Hack Squats:
1. 40kg x 10 reps
2. 60kg x 10 reps
3. 80kg x 8 reps
Roman Chair Knee-ups:
15, 15, 10 & 10 reps
Cable Crunches:
1. 42,5kg x 20 reps
2. 42,5kg x 20 reps
3. 47,5kg x 15 reps
4. 47,5kg x 15 reps
#blog #Bodybuilding #Fitness
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Male, 55 yrs old guy (married) from Amsterdam, Europe. CEO of the coffee machine. No education, no purpose, no money, no self esteem. Just breathing through live, lifting weights and drinking coffee, eventually ending up in the oven. All bias towards me is completely justified and I don't care.
Interests: #SciFi #Bodybuiling #Fitness #Fantasy
Joined Feb 2023
