Fucking vipers in our garden. Not that I have anything against vipers. Like all other living creatures, they want to live. They were just fucking in our garden, to make more vipers.
Our dogs, #IdąPsięta, have a complicated history with vipers. One of them was once bitten by a very small viper, but survived. Today the mother, Moro, made sure none of the puppies (they're almost five years old now, but we still call them puppies) came close to the vipers.
In the end, two vipers ended up, unharmed, in a bucket, and another one, who didn't participate in fucking, found a good hiding place, probably also in our garden.
@EricLawton Guess I should have used Vipera berus.