This is Mur 
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Okay so my community is doing Muharram in mosques (very secretly) coz why shall covid stop ALLAH SCREAM.
ALLAH MAN has gone to Nairobi, Kenya for conducting the ALLAH SCREAM with him goes thousands of people surely very pleasant religious olympic. Anyway don't take pictures, as ALLAH says media haram coz if pictures leak on social media then police come and shut down everything. 
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@mur2501 Ehm, for those who aren't very knowledgeable about those terms, is there a translation?
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These are all just words made up by me
ALLAH MAN - refers to this old dick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mufaddal_Saifuddin?wprov=sfla1
ALLAH SCREAM - All the community shit we do which is mostly listening to allah man for hours, crying over events that happened 1400 years ago and beating chest coz those events were sad.
Chest beating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kPwcwDnxjc&t=15
Muharram(this is real word): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muharram?wprov=sfla1
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@mur2501 Aha, that explains your rant very nicely. After reading wikipedia I learned that I'm not really very interested in this subject, lol. Though I suppose it's not sillier than killing and resurrecting a certain dude from around the year 0 every damn year. And I only see guys in the video, where are the women at?
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@mur2501 No wonder the testosteron levels are way too high.
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ALLAH MAN is very rich from donations, he rides in helicopter and have mansions everywhere.
Currently chilling in Kenya coz Indian government won't allow him to do ALLAH SCREAM here
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@mur2501 Not often that I read the Indian government is acting very sensible here. ;)
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That certainly doesn't makes ALLAH MAN any better.
We also have electronic cards called ITS cards which community people have to scan in all events and stuffs. This way ALLAH MAN and his representatives track which community person isn't attending ALLAH SCREAM so they then approach that person and create social pressure. Now ITS card is updated with location info features 
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@mur2501 Do you have such an ITS card?
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Everyone in the community has one, from small kids to old dead. Everything happens through the id. the community is rich and modernised in the sense of technology in it's own profit.
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@mur2501 Whelp, there goes the privacy.
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India is by nature not privacy friendly
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@mur2501 So, have you been apprehended yet?
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by police?
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@mur2501 No, by ALLAH MAN's minions, because you probably haven't been to all events and stuffs and your ITS card should reflect that status which they can track?
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First I am not an independent adult so they would just go to my parents.
secondly it's a small town where my mom and dad are in community committees.
I am on the blacklist though, anyway before community members, my mom is the first religious emotional bagshit to scream on me all the time.
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@mur2501 Wait, you're on a blacklist? What does that mean in this context? They just ignore you and leave you alone? (Except for your mom anyway..)
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blacklist means I am in the eyes of the local community members.
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@mur2501 Oh good. That sounds to me like you're not going to get bothered for religious stuff?
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Currently I am in shit coz my end of year exams are going on and here Muharram ALLAH SCREAM has started.
ALLAH MAN doesn't cares about worldly things he want people to leave jobs, businesses, schools, colleges for 10 days of Muharram ALLAH SCREAM.
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@mur2501 I would say you should exercise your blacklisted status to the fullest.. ;)
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I am gonna run away from all this once I am independent.
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well islam
so man and woman seperate