Authorities: You should get the new #COVID #vaccine!
Kaiser: As a Health Maintenance Organization, we encourage you to get the vaccine!
Walgreens: We've got vaccines for days!
Us: Okay, we'd like an appointment some time in the next two weeks.
Everyone: Hahahaha no.
Media, wringing hands: Why aren't people getting the vaccine?
(We did eventually manage to book appointments some time out. Hopefully we'll have protection before the winter surge.)