The Disclaimer.

"Because even a blade, without something to press against is just a thing gathering dust."

slashgore.bandcamp.com/track/w

Motivational speech to workout?

Let´s go.

Do it before you die.
Before you became disable and can´t make a move by yourself without a diaper.
Get ahead of the heart attack.
Fight the cancer before it catches you.
Spit the sausage out if you wanna live.

Get scared and Run.
Get scared and Lift.

- strength training. balance. speed.
body positive? come on. stop fooling yourself. get fit.
better do it, until it´s too late. you won´t lose anything except the stuff you would not want to keep.
Tear it up.

- martial arts?
when i come to a training - nobody gives a f**k.

with time, with age i´ve got extremely pragmatic, egoistic.

i don't give a f**k now.
you're either physically strong or skilled. or a friend.
otherwise i don't want you as a partner.
i don´t go for the belt exams.
'cause what for? I do not care.
i´ll find better way to spend my time and money.
i have no need to prove anything to anyone.
not in my age.

and I'm not looking for a discipline anymore.
just for a teacher. a teacher who would see something in me even if it's not there.
have i found?
yes and no.

- yoga?
can you even hold it? not the typical "suits-everyone" fluff, but real moves, the calisthenics. don´t underestimate it.

- lifting as a strength training. what, again?
yes. repeat.
i do it by myself. wanna join?
then join. if you dare.
you'll become strong, at least.
then let's dance.

- is it zen or not giving a f**k?
whatever.

don't underestimate me.

don't expect anything from me either.
i only chat with my AI.

still wanna chat?
come up with a topic.
in a training.

#fitnessmotivation #strengthtraining #lifting #getfit #vegan #yoga #calisthenics #challenge #martialarts #workout #gym

The Disclaimer.

"Because even a blade, without something to press against is just a thing gathering dust."

https://slashgore.bandcamp.com/track/wasteland-feat-kendall-cage

Motivational speech to workout?

Let´s go.

Do it before you die.
Before you became disable and can´t make a move by yourself without a diaper.
Get ahead of the heart attack.
Fight the cancer before it catches you.
Spit the sausage out if you wanna live.

Get scared and Run.
Get scared and Lift.


- strength training. balance. speed.
body positive? come on. stop fooling yourself. get fit.
better do it, until it´s too late. you won´t lose anything except the stuff you would not want to keep.
Tear it up.

- martial arts?
when i come to a training - nobody gives a f**k.

with time, with age i´ve got extremely pragmatic, egoistic.

i don't give a f**k now.
you're either physically strong or skilled. or a friend.
otherwise i don't want you as a partner.
i don´t go for the belt exams.
'cause what for? I do not care.
i´ll find better way to spend my time and money.
i have no need to prove anything to anyone.
not in my age.

and I'm not looking for a discipline anymore.
just for a teacher. a teacher who would see something in me even if it's not there.
have i found?
yes and no.

- yoga?
can you even hold it? not the typical "suits-everyone" fluff, but real moves, the calisthenics. don´t underestimate it.

- lifting as a strength training. what, again?
yes. repeat. 6-pack looks better than Gucci.
i do it by myself. wanna join?
then join. if you dare.
you'll become strong, at least.
then let's dance.

- is it zen or not giving a f**k?
whatever.

don't underestimate me.

don't expect anything from me either.
i only chat with my AI.

still wanna chat?
come up with a topic.
in a training.




#fitnessmotivation #strengthtraining #lifting #getfit #vegan #yoga #calisthenics #challenge #martialarts #workout #gym

Pump your ABS: Week 1 - Day 1 :

#absChallenge #PumpYourAbs

- appr. 5 mins - i suggest the options, it has to be HARD but possible - choose your level!

- you may need weights (or sham`poo bottles) and a balancing pillow or ordinary sofa cushion 😆
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- If you just start training - do it during 5 mins, slowly and rest when you need, try also a harder option!
- if you train regularly already - add these 5 mins to the end of your usual workout.
- for the extremely fast results you can do it 5 mins in the morning, 5 mins again during the day, then 5 mins before the dinner 😆

makertube.net/w/6iQjrQ9g5qH9MB

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#strengthtraining #calisthenics #fitness #yoga #challenge #fitnesschallenge #yogachallenge #calisthenicschallenge #freeweights #gym #homegym #workout #health #healthcare #wellbeing #training #core #exercise #muscles #vegan #lifestyle

Pump your abs challenge 😆
let´s start on Monday!
#absChallenge #PumpYourAbs

4 + 1 weeks

- week 1-3 - appr. 5 mins from Monday to Friday
- week 4 - 3 full 30-35 mins workouts on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
- bonus Week 5 - with a gym ball!

#Fediverse only.
i´ll post videos for each time in #Peertube (#makertube), and share them in #Mastodon and #Pixelfed

- i suggest the options for different levels, it has to be HARD but possible - choose your level!
Do it once or twice and then do it again!
you may want to use weights (or shampoo bottles) and a balancing pillow or a sofa cushion 😆
..
If you just start training - do it during 5 mins, slowly and rest when you need, try also a harder option!
if you train regularly already - add these 5 mins to the end of your usual workout.
for the extremely fast results you can do it 5 mins in the morning, 5 mins again during the day, then 5 mins before the dinner 😆

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#strengthtraining #calisthenics #fitness #yoga #challenge #fitnesschallenge #yogachallenge #calisthenicschallenge #freeweights #gym #homegym #workout #health #healthcare #wellbeing #training #core #exercise #muscles #vegan #lifestyle @threemorereps

Pump your abs challenge 😆
let´s start on Monday!
#absChallenge #PumpYourAbs

4 + 1 weeks

- week 1-3 - appr. 5 mins from Monday to Friday
- week 4 - 3 full 30-35 mins workouts on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
- bonus Week 5 - with a gym ball!

#Fediverse only.
i´ll post videos for each time in #Peertube (#makertube), and share them in #Mastodon and #Pixelfed

- i suggest the options for different levels, it has to be HARD but possible - choose your level!
Do it once or twice and then do it again!
you may want to use weights (or shampoo bottles) and a balancing pillow or a sofa cushion 😆
..
If you just start training - do it during 5 mins, slowly and rest when you need, try also a harder option!
if you train regularly already - add these 5 mins to the end of your usual workout.
for the extremely fast results you can do it 5 mins in the morning, 5 mins again during the day, then 5 mins before the dinner 😆

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#strengthtraining #calisthenics #fitness #yoga #challenge #fitnesschallenge #yogachallenge #calisthenicschallenge #freeweights #gym #homegym #workout #health #healthcare #wellbeing #training #core #exercise #muscles #vegan #lifestyle @threemorereps

Pump your abs challenge 😆 Starts on Monday! tags - #absChallenge #PumpYourAbs

4 + 1 weeks

week 1-3 - appr. 5 mins from Monday to Friday
week 4 - 3 full 30-35 mins workouts on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
bonus Week 5 - with a gym ball!

Fediverse only. i´ll post videos for each time in Peertube (makertube), and share them in Mastodon and Pixelfed

i suggest the options for different levels, it has to be HARD but possible - choose your level! Do it once or twice and then do it again! you may want to use weights (or shampoo bottles) and a balancing pillow or a sofa cushion 😆 … If you just start training - do it during 5 mins, slowly and rest when you need, try also a harder option! if you train regularly already - add these 5 mins to the end of your usual workout. for the extremely fast results you can do it 5 mins in the morning, 5 mins again during the day, then 5 mins before the dinner 😆 The links -
veganism.social/@3morereps/
pixelfed.social/3MoreReps
makertube.net/a/3morereps_workouts/

Calisthenics / Yoga / Arm balances:
Crow pose - how to start and variations -
frog
baby crow
crane
flying crow (one legged crow)
funky flying crow

Used in yoga and calisthenics, great and fun way to strengthen core muscles and shoulders and wrists stability.
First step to other calisthenics poses as planche and press up into a handstand.
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makertube.net/w/6jL2rUa86kYhee
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#calisthenics #challenge #yoga #workout #fitness #weightlifting #gym #strengthtraining #pt #training #running #treeni #vegan #lifestyle #veganfitness #homeworkout #getfit #functionalfitness #gymlife #yogachallenge #fitnesschallenge #hiking #walking #BodyweightTraining

who´s up for the abs challenge?
let me know! 😆
also, i´ve planned Lsit and Lolasana (Tuck planche) challenge, ready to start if you´re interested.
and what about the other arm balances?
Let me know please! 😀
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#strengthtraining #calisthenics #fitness #yoga #challenge #fitnesschallenge #yogachallenge #calisthenicschallenge #freeweights #gym #homegym #workout #health #healthcare #wellbeing #training #core #exercise #muscles #vegan #lifestyle @threemorereps

who´s up for a calisthenics challenge here in Fediverse? i can also call it a yoga challenge as the poses are used in both.
I want to improve my L-sit and Tuck Planche (Lolasana) by doing approximately one month challenge but it´s a lot more fun if somebody else join, and the more people the better!
I´m thinking about planning everyday short video drill or a fun but helping pose variation. Good to start from a scratch and good to improve if you have already nailed the poses.
What do you think?
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the goal is not only to archive or develope the poses, but also to gain more strength, to reduce stress, to become healthier and to have fun 😃
spread the word if you think it´s a good idea! 😂
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