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If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it.

Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"

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Let me fox you that invoice.

"Don't you mean fax? Can't you just emai—"

[a fox strolls through the office, carrying official letterhead]
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Fedifolks: commercial SoMes can censor posts and distort reality!
Reality: Fediverse shadowbans, half of the network due to arbitrary feelings of basement goblins
xD

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i think the reasoning capabilities of large language models have been somewhat over exaggerated

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at the library with the kids and found a “high performance react web sites” book in the fiction section

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If Blink the engine for Chrome forked off of WebKit and WebKit forked off of KHTML, the engine from the KDE project does that mean that KDE is to blame for Chrome.

I am legally required to say this is a joke

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Now that astronomy departments have used up “very large telescope” and “extremely large telescope”, successors will have to built in Australia. “Crikey look at the size of that fucker telescope” comes online in 2032.

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BREAKING: Intel adds IAPI (Ignore All Previous Instructions) instruction to x86-64.

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Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions

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Just imagine being taken seriously as a customer. Not having to send emails back and forth for several weeks, getting back only templated responses. Not seeing them attempting everything in the book to eventually just weasel out of helping you.

Shut up and take my money, Prusa, keep doing what you're doing!

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Every time I contact Prusa's support it becomes harder and harder to justify buying from another brand. It's simply outstanding.

They actually helped identify & fix my problem. Even if it meant sending me a free replacement part. For a machine that's two years out of warranty.

I know competitors seemingly offer better value for money, but that support experience is worth every cent.

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computers used to scream when you connected them to the internet. this was correct

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