EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

This day in history. 1968. Simon and Garfunkel released Mrs Robinson which was originally a salute to a booming industry.

One word. Plastics.

Me: Yes! Early night! So tired.

Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.

Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.

B: How about a dump of adrenaline for no reason.

Me: Seriously.

B: Mmm, anxiety...

Me: I hate you.

For Passover in Wakanda, T’Challa changes his name to T’Matzo. Thank you.

Don’t look for a needle in a haystack. Just buy another needle. Maybe buy two, in case you lose one in that haystack again, you weirdo.

"Hey, can you switch instances? Your admin favorited a joke that I didn't appreciate once. Might need to block you otherwise. Oh, and that crowdfunding platform you use? Back in 2006 they let an organization I don't personally align with use their platform. You should abandon that. Also, -"

Shhhh. Let people enjoy things. I am all for being socially conscious but we can't boycott everything. We are so tired. Please go outside.

Schooling is like warming up and stretching before your life long education begins.

What an incredible shot!
Photo credit: Roy Rimmer

The older I get, the more I identify with Shaggy and Scooby's snack based motivational system

🚇 Why you shouldn’t hang out at the end of railway tunnels 👇👇

IKEA furniture assembly brings out the best in us - either the skill or swear words.

I think I’m a lizard 🦎
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2365868-lizards-on-a-us-army-base-are-stress-eating-due-to-helicopter-noise/?fbclid=IwAR1MzBW_ZXbajnO1s54STFQFLjk6Me0maotYV3lwWQ1_cfW6VeiMzEOGRdk&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

This was a lot funnier than it deserved...

#meme #LOTR

*brings therapist to family gathering*

Me: See?

Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ

Now, I know for a fact I have 3 kids, but there are 6 friggen bicycle helmets hanging in my garage. Pretty sure the kids have one head each, but will have to confirm in the morning.

ChatGPT doesnt worry me much.. yea it will be abused. We will adapt.

Me searching Amazon: Passover tablecloth

Amazon hoping I’ll convert: Here is a “He has risen” tablecloth with matching placemats and napkins

@freemo

If she directly threatened to make it public unless he paid her, then that's blackmail.

The way these things are usually worked out is that the woman shops her story around to tabloids in a manner so that the target will learn of it. Then the tabloid buys the exclusive rights to the story and it becomes an intellectual property deal and the tabloid then works it out with the target (like selling the rights to them). That's how they usually avoid blackmail law.

That's how Trump did it with another woman, Karen McDougal. (Maybe that's where the whole "Karen" meme started?)

A similar thing happened to David Letterman a couple of decades ago. A boyfriend of his mistress wrote a screenplay about a famous TV personality who had a mistress that exactly paralleled Letterman's situation. He then tried to sell the screenplay directly to Letterman.

Letterman turned the guy into the cops rather than paying the blackmail money and the story was made public.