Floyd @Floyd@qoto.org

@jimstewartson
As someone who was around 4chan before 8chan split off, that's indeed reminiscent of the 8.

It's quite terrifying to see what the world is becoming... And how that's been accelerated due to people like Drumph, Elmo, and their sycophants.

The "land of the free" has a greater percentage of its population in prison than any other country, EVER.

A feel-good story?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. So, don't drink and derive.

@dcjohnson @freemo @Pat
Terrible

@dick_turpin excellent

@aidenbenton and sexism

About time for my sex tape

Good advice

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........

e pluribus unum ... The US motto until 1956.

The tag "e pluribus unum" is originally from Moretum, a work formerly attributed to Virgil but now considered as anonymous, and concerns a recipe for salad dressing using cheese, garlic and herbs.

When management cuts staff

So... I've just received a 6-12 months contract as senior analyst for a govt dept and they want me to start next week.

@Microplastics101
I call that a nope

@Microplastics101 Coles, Bondi Junction

@freemo @ufoi

HTTP instead of HTTPS?

@Microplastics101

That's the jar on my kitchen bench... And it took me two weeks before I noticed