George Budd @Gbudd@qoto.org

pipes

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I wanted to take a few moments and apologize to many of my former students.

In the past I said the industry needs people who look at security as a vocation and an avocation.

I was wrong.

Have a life outside of this industry.

Have hobbies that have nothing to do with your computer.

Get outside.

The problems of the industry are not problems of people not working hard enough.

They are not problems of people not being "hard core" enough.

They are problems of education and resource prioritization.

I was wrong.

I am sorry.

Stop breaking yourself on rocks for people who don't really care if you break yourself on rocks.

Dogs are partly (red-green) color bind. If you want to know what your dog sees, install the app "Chromatic Vision Simulator" on your phone.

Select option P (protanopia), point the camera towards something colorful and you will see things from the dog's perspective.

You will quickly notice that the choices we make when it comes to the color of toys often aren't the best.

#dogs #science #ColorBlind #protanopia #ChromaticVisionSimulator

told my daughter to watch her attitude. she said for complaints about her attitude, contact the manufacturer. well-played, kid.

I am easy like Sunday morning 😀

“Oh this? It’s my emotional support pile of empty notebooks,” I say as I tenderly add another to the stack.

Stressed? Got that Friday the 13th feeling?

Just watch this. It's video Valium.

Colorized footage of Wuppertal Schwebebahn suspension railway, #Germany, 1902.

The 5 second rule doesn't count if you have a 3 second dog.

Disruption is happening

I’m going to tell you the story of the man who solved a crime.

Not, like, a cop who put together the clues and got his man, but a person who took a crime as old as civilization and fixed the problem where it got you in trouble.

The man: Artur Virgílio Alves Reis.

The place: 1920s Portugal.

The crime: Counterfeiting.

The obvious mistake: That the money is counterfeit.

(This is going to be a long 🧵 . Just trust me.)

SOC responding to a false alert ​

Courage is a child of serenity. It is what you get when you are certain in your deepest principles, and in all of your actions, you are merely following that deep current. You do what you feel is morally necessary, and you are not afraid because you have accepted that the cost and risk of your choices is lower than the cost and risk of compromising in your deepest beliefs, not because it is courageous but because it is right.

“Mansplaining as a service.” Spot on.

Quoting @andrewfeeney: https://phpc.social/@andrewfeeney/109466122845775778

Myers–Briggs test = astrology for coworkers