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@GottaLaff Brilliant.
I've never met Joe, but I knew a fellow, union shop steward, who had. He told a story about meeting Joe decades ago, when Joe mentioned playing football. He was asked what position he played. Biden says "Assback" The guys say "What?" Biden says, with a chuckle, "I rode the bench until I begged coach to put me in. I was sent in, and after one play, coach motioned me over. I ran up, "Yes, coach!" He yells "Biden! Get your ass back on the bench!" All those old working class guys all fell in love with Biden on that day because he's a regular guy. With a disarming self-depreciating twinkle.

The great thing about the SOTU rebuttal is that Republicans keep tapping their rising stars to go out and deliver a message like a human being but the only way to be a Republican rising star is to be a weird creepy freak that denies their own humanity by denying everyone else's.

I can't get enough Katie Britt mocking, and other infectious diseases.

#KatieBritt #RepublicanResponse #GOP #NoRepublicansEverAgain #Alabama

My Name Is Katie Britt, And I Am Singing ‘Tomorrow’ From ‘Annie’ In The Style Of ‘Birth Of A Nation’ wonkette.com/p/my-name-is-kati

Best tv/movie Sherlock Holmes was Jeremy Brett in the 1980’s ITV series, no contest.

Psst, Buddy! Wanna Buy Some 'Certified' Fossil Gas? It's Even Better Than 'Clean Coal'!

#coal

wonkette.com/p/psst-buddy-wann

Making this election about age when both candidates are basically the same age and one is in far better shape with a far better command of facts and truth than the other had at any age is a choice. And it's a choice to try to elect Donald Trump, or at least make that a possibility.

My wife just received a very legitimate looking Bell Canada payment notification e-mail. There are next to no obvious clues that it was not legitimate. Other than the monthly amount was wrong and the pay by date was wrong.

Be aware. It was fake, but it could fool anyone.

Funny how wealthy Americans will readily accuse Biden of “buying votes” with student debt forgiveness but had no issue with Trump signing massive tax cuts for themselves.

Rep. Swalwell should have charged a two-drink minimum for roasting Donald Trump during this week's impeachment hearing with Hunter Biden. 🍻

Getting a real “get used to fascism it really won’t be so bad” vibe from the mainstream media lately.

people won't remember
- your job title
- your salary
- how hard you worked

they will remember:
- that time you said something weird
- your weird personality
- how you should be embarrassed

BREAKING: After a jury found former NRA chief Wayne LaPierre liable for $4 million for financial misconduct, a tearful LaPierre said he would be forced to sell 20 Republican congressmen. - Andy Borowitz

Send all the influencers to an island far, far away. Set up a load of cameras but don't connect them to anything. Done. They will be gone from our lives forever.

Here’s how the Western allies should respond to Putin executing Navalny:

Seize the $388 billion in Russian funds currently frozen in western bank accounts — and give it to Ukraine.

Today.

THIS.

"When I hear Pierre #Poilievre go on about Canadians who cannot afford to feed and house themselves, it reminds of every religious hustler I've ever met - enriching themselves by claiming they care deeply about the poor."

#PetulantPierre #SittingPretty #HeLivesFreeInStornoway #cdnpoli @charlesadler

😳”Poilievre’s Conservative Party wants to pass a bill, which would mean #Poilievre would be automatically granted security clearance since he can't or won’t obtain one legitimately.
If this Isn’t a screaming red flag, I don’t know what is.”

#bill377 #cdnpoli #canada #securityClearance @heathermoandco

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