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On hold with hospital to schedule an x-ray. Their hold system is making me VERY stabby.

Literally like 3 seconds of music then "please hold, your call is very important to us"

again, and again, and again. AHHHHHHHH 🔪🔪🔪

Kamala Harris Is the First Post-Trump Candidate - The definitive image from last night’s debate is a very specific split-screen view of Don... - theatlantic.com/technology/arc

Kamala is killing with her answer to Trump’s “turned black” thing.

The ass kicking Vice President Harris is laying on the orange one is absolutely glorious.
#USPol #PresidentialDebate

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Stop. Turning. On. His Mic.When. You. Are. Trying. To. Move. On.

#USPol #Debate2024 #Politics

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Holy shit!
VP Harris: "world leaders are laughing at you. You are a disgrace."

Ooof. Trump will not be able to handle this.

OMG!!! Did he really respond by saying Viktor Orbán giving Trump accolades?

#Debate2024

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The MODERATOR really pinned him on denying the election?

DAMN.

THIS IS WHAT MODERATORS OUGHT TO DO.

#Debate2024

I love the “wha the fu…?” look on Kamala’s face when Trump is talking.

Every time Trump goes back to immigration (and his made-up talking points).

#Trump’s worst nightmare: a strong woman who’s obviously having fun. #debate2024

Tariffs are added to the price of things that are imported. The tariffs are paid by the people who buy the imported things. Look at your clothes, look around your house: most of it was imported and _you_ will pay the tariffs 45 wants to impose on those sorts of things.

#Debate2024 #PresidentialDebate #election #politics #USpol

CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: Okay. We paid you $50 million last year. We spent $10 million on your private jet flights and luxury hotel accommodations. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this 45 minute meeting.

CEO: I see. Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company from falling apart. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.

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