James H McLaren @JamesHMcLaren@qoto.org

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Over on Twitter it’s like the Penguin is in charge of Gotham.

What I say when I leave the room

BREAKING: Premier Smith mandates forced infection of Alberta school children. NO CHILD LEFT UNINFECTED.
https://bit.ly/3EBmL6T
#cdnpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg #abed #abhealth

I sat by an election denier on the airplane and he started poking me in the arm to be emphatic about his views on people stealing ballots secretly and the airplane was full and I couldn’t move anywhere so I started explaining the yellow fever in very great detail, all the way down to telling him about the bloody vomit that looks like coffee grounds and it worked. He stopped talking to me. The moral of this story is you can’t out-weird an academic; our toolset is too vast. #vastearlyamerica

Little intro - Hey I’m Mikey - I’m a UK based illustrator and linocut printmaker who specialises in the spooky! I love folklore, horror and mythology so that’s mainly what I talk about. You can find out a bit more about me and my work over on my site + IG.

CEO pay at America’s largest public companies is up 1,460% since 1978.

Talk about inflation.

when u boost yr own toot

Me: (butterfly lands on my head)

Anti-trans person: There’s a caterpillar on your head

cyclops is the sound a depressed horse makes when it runs.

do cardassians lay eggs

Hearing that Chad is being abused by the user community infuriates me beyond all capacity for patience with people.

This is a Social Media platform for Pete's Sake. It's not a life-or-death service. When it's working, enjoy it, when it's not, take a damned break and relax and wait for it to be fixed.

If you want a corporate experience with customer service people paid to take your shit, go back to Twitter.

Today in 1807, Joseph Brant died. A Mohawk military and political leader, he fought for Britain during the American Revolution & established the Six Nations Reserve in current Ontario on land gifted to him by the government for his war service.

#Ontario #History #Histodon #Histodons #Canada #Canadian #Indigenous #FirstNations

https://canadaehx.com/2021/12/11/joseph-brant/

People who came here from Twitter, are you still using the bird site?

In a sane world, the possibility of over 800 mass shootings in a single year would be incomprehensible and intolerable.

#StarTrek if anyone doesn’t get this reference, Google “WKRP in Cincinnati Thanksgiving.” 🖖🏽😁

The time I climbed a volcano in Guatemala and took some of my all time favorite photos. Shot on a Sony a6100. I can’t wait to go back with my upgraded gear