James H McLaren @JamesHMcLaren@qoto.org

This is great marketing for the #Fediverse

you fucking fucker

-me, operating any household appliance

20’s: I am invincible!
40’s: I am very vincible

I just had an idea!

Why don't we make space open source?

Currently, space exploration and commercialisation is in the hands of governments and billionaires. Not a good place.

If we all worked together, we would could achieve much more...

Looks like putin is trying the old Molotov-Ribbentrop pact trick with Lukashenko today. You know, where they agree to partition annexed territories in Ukraine.

Of course, then putin will betray Lukashenko and attack / annex Belarus, as he wants the soviet empire back

My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings.
Pay teachers more

So the @Mastodon account is back on 🐦

This first tweet is 🔥

#birdsite #mastodon

I haven’t been on here a month and I want to shout out the content moderation on this instance…they’re proving that I chose well

I’m actually having a better experience here than on Twitter because there’re real people, with lived experiences of being targets of the fragility that is whiteness, who are receiving and evaluating the reports that folx are making on me 🤣😂🤣

Y’all done fucked ‘round and gave me a platform to be my authentic self and there’s nothing y’all can to about it ✊🏾💛

Dude just stubbled upon “fuck ‘round, find out” ~ the French digital minister 😂🤣😂

Why do some journalists, scholars, and analysts still take Kissinger seriously?!? The man literally owns a company whose profits depend on the Chinese government's largesse.

#politicalscience
#internationalrelations

Imagine if some posts on the internet were jokes or sarcasm and not factual statements that require a correction or rebuttal…

The amazing cartoonist @DeAdder. Brilliant.
“And look here, the very last ring is when I became Premier of Ontario.”
#greenbelt #malfeasance #ontario #bill23 #hwy413 #BrokenPromisesPremier

Het duurde even voor ik 'em had 😂

So... just to be clear... we're sticking with "Toot"?
These are "Toots"...?
And because of my last name, mine are "Butt Toots"?
I'm supposed to NOT feel like you're all setting me up?

This is fabulous 🤣

This site makes me feel guilty about the fact I didn’t let mastodons on the Ark.

This is the opposite of what happened.
The Biden Administration sold the oil reserves at high prices. They are now strategically buying oil back at low prices.
The U.S. actually MADE A PROFIT off this.
Somebody teach BoBo what it means to sell high and buy low.

Some photos of my new TV. It's an early 70s portable crt with a neat kind of angular modern design.

“SAY IT.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”