Checker at Kroger asked me about my "skirt". I informed her it is a kilt, and made by Damn Near Kilt 'em. then I offered to teach her the difference so she wouldn't offend anyone, which she accepted.
If you don't know, the difference is what is underneath, underwear or confidence. And to be polite, you NEVER ask, just check for yourself.
@Joel I have I think 5 of them, and several Utilikilts (much better quality, but I got fat) and wear them every day. In the summer they are a godsend of cool.
@JonKramer I have one of DNKE's fine kilts also, which I wear to Burning Man (when I can get tickets, which is rarely).