Ant-Themed Perfume Line Called:
'Pheromatticas'
Each 'pheromatic' is scent command the unique electronic dispenser creates custom 'phrases' or 'scentences' in the secret Formic language.
Pheromatics:
Formica - Acidic and bracing. Salt, copper, gasoline
Vector - Enticing and mysterious. Spice shop, smoke, library paste, ash
Diapause - Soothing and sleepy. Feathers, coco, yeast, beeswax
Bivouac - Bold and Brave. Shoe polish, gun powder, lathe oil
Alate - Regal and decadent. Ambergris, orchids.
This idea is so strange I have a feeling it would work.
Put different ants on each box. Have an inexplicable ad campaign that's basically slightly creepy art-films about ants, intercut with handsome people giving you a knowing lookin. Refuse to explain further.
Set the price absurdly high.
Anyone want to invest?
@futurebird @JonKramer I picked my "pet rock" up from the ground. I always said it was a local mutt. ^_^
@futurebird , that is a really good take on an opportunity that was missed. It wouldn't have taken away from the fun, and might have increased sales. Like Beanie Babies or something, people trying to collect them all and some of them being very rare... Except you learn a bit about the universe.
@futurebird @JonKramer
I used to have a pet rock.
People told me it was schist, but I thought it was gneiss...
@futurebird @blueshiftnz @JonKramer You should feel honored actually.
@futurebird @JonKramer
As long as you don't take me for granite
@blueshiftnz @futurebird @JonKramer
Truly, be careful what you take for granite, or you shale regret it.
@NinjaDebugger @blueshiftnz @futurebird This conversation is close to rock bottom now...
@JonKramer @blueshiftnz @futurebird
Just when you think it's done...
@NinjaDebugger @blueshiftnz @futurebird
It takes a boulder person than I to continue...
@blueshiftnz @futurebird , the only real difference between those two is how aggressive the mohel was at the bris.
@futurebird @JonKramer indeed, I've always had pet rocks. But don't buy from a breeder. Get a rescue, like this one of mine...
@JonKramer
I wish "pet rocks" leaned into the geology angle a bit more... they could have had different breeds...
Also as much as people call the pet rock absurd... people have always liked rocks since the dawn of time. Pity they used exceptionally boring ones, it might have been more than just a flash in the pan "joke product"