My girlfriend is trying to give me a hard time for drinking soda in the morning, claiming it will give me an upset stomach. Meanwhile she is feeding me eggs that have intentionally been buried in the ground until they go rotten and turn black.

...sips soda and stares at her...

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@freemo I am pleased to be allergic to eggs this day.

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