L29Ah @L29Ah@qoto.org

@shuro Немного о важности разработки качественных KPI в корпорации.

@pr070cryp70n1c @Revertron Лучше устройся на работу и заработай на билет на самолёт.

@hcf Не помню.

@gcluley Government steals $5M in crypto 💰
accidentally posts the password online 🤦
someone seizes it ✅
thief hands themselves in 😇
coins returned ✅
another thief then seizes them AGAIN 😭

FTFY

@du @russian_mastodon @Russia@3zi.ru @russia@lemmy.ml @rf The Martian

#linux #apparmor #решето @rf
https://cdn2.qualys.com/advisory/2026/03/10/crack-armor.txt
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/patch/?id=281f36d4a9970c206c2c44042904d4e34c092fbe

@nobody @smallcircles Try sugar instead.

@luc_ren @rf jitsi meet

@nobody @smallcircles Don't forget to follow (and contribute to) https://diyhpl.us/wiki/longevity/opinionated-priorities/ then. Live forever or die trying.

@stanislavv * у самцов мышей

@ag We put ass in association.

@Suiseiseki Submit a patch to portage.

@Suiseiseki Submit a patch to portage.

@ag Ввёл код из под крышки лимонада? Когда введёшь???

@grishka @rf Открываешь для себя mailing list/rss/atom?

@Suiseiseki It doesn't.

@skobkin Imagine telling the slopmachine to remove the alias being faster than removing it in $vim.

@slackline My slopmachine told me most people get a strong IQ hit (and gradually dementia) from omnipresent HSV, is it right?

#gentoo #zeitgeist #foss
Gentoo faces a slop dilemma: https://archives.gentoo.org/gentoo-dev/VXNK-ZtfUIOSOei3VqY2ilv_uTQKjbudGWQw4amOB0eXNEZU3G29WM1A0rE1HgU4qR8CQeyUiZMF-Zv9of0wNohUpMQXlEavfT48FKqg8RM=@pm.me/T/

@nobody If you manage to live long enough, you'll see us eating algae paste.