"rm -rf /" is the most versatile command you have. Some of the miracles it can perform simply by running it.
* gets all test coverage in any language to 100%
* Performs compression at an infinite compression ratio.
* Completely secures your system against hackers
* Reduces boot time to a fraction of a second
* Encrypts all your data using a completely fool proof algorithm that can never be cracked
* Completely protects your system against lost data in the future, if you ever loose a file just recreate it using a zero-fill and youll restore it perfectly!
I dislike software bugs. I like real bugs. Bugs Bunny is okay too.